> Subject: New Pet
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> > This guy was lonely and so he decided life would be more fun if he
> > had a pet. So he went to the pet store and told the owner that he wanted
> > to
> > buy an unusual pet. After some discussion, he finally bought a
> > centipede,
> > which came in a little white box to use for his house.
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> > He took the box back home, found a good location for the box, and
> > decided
> > he would start off by taking his new pet to the bar to have a
> > drink. So he asked the centipede in the box, "Would you like to go to
> > Frank's with me and have a beer?" But there was no answer from his new
> > pet.
> >
> > This bothered him a bit, but he waited a few minutes and then asked him
> > again,
> > "How about going to the bar and having a drink with me?" But again,
> > there
> > was no answer from his new friend and pet. So he waited a few minutes
> > more,
> > thinking about the situation. He decided to ask him one more time; this
> > time putting his face up against the centipede's house and shouting,
> > "Hey, in there! Would you like to go to Frank's place and have a drink
> > with
> > me?"
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> > WAIT! YOU ARE GOING TO LOVE THIS!
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> > A little voice came out of the box "I heard you the first time! I'm
> > putting
> > on my shoes."
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Monday Joke of the day... Pets
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