The first, ah, article, is obviously intended for you to wear to the luau. If you're feeling particularly daring, remove grass fronds.
The little red number has been designed to give you luck where you need it the most. I MEAN the casino.
The fun and flirty thong is adorned with supplemental supplies of beverages, in case you were to run out during the PJ Sailaway Party. And it is perfect for offering that special someone, a...........drink!
By far the most elaborate of these ensembles is your Wild Animal Kingdom attire. Clever use of foiliage and feathers is sure to put your photo on the Best Dressed list of the Celebrity tabloid.
Now, would you be so kind as to forward Trip's email address to me?
No, I think this is known as "Kuki decorating" As usual, Trip has outdone herself. Such taste! I vote that they all be worn and at the appropriate times. I hope you're not ticklish or those feathers are gonna give you a run for your money. See you very shortly.