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Old May 2nd, 2002, 05:47 PM
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Default Parental Advice AND Joke of the Day...

Parental Advice:
There are two ways to avoid sibling conflict: First, don't have more than one child; second, if you have more than one, space them at least eighteen years apart.

Joke of the Day:
Watch what you say


> > > > A man left work one Friday afternoon. But -
> > > being payday - instead of
> > > > going home, he stayed out the entire weekend
> > > partying with the boys and
> > > > spending his entire week's wages.
> > > >
> > > > When he finally appeared at home on Sunday
> > > night he was confronted by a
> > > > very angry wife and was barraged for nearly
> > > two hours with a tirade
> > > > befitting his actions.
> > > >
> > > > Finally his wife stopped the nagging and
> > > simply said to him, "How would
> > > you
> > > > like it if you didn't see me for two or three
> > > days?"
> > > >
> > > > To which he replied, "That would be fine with
> > > me."
> > > >
> > > > Monday went by and he didn't see his wife.
> > > Tuesday and Wednesday came and
> > > > went with the same results.
> > > >
> > > > Come Thursday, the swelling went down just
> > > enough where he could see her a
> > > > little out of the corner of his left eye.

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Old May 2nd, 2002, 06:11 PM
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Default Re: Parental Advice AND Joke of the Day...

He didnt duck???

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Old May 2nd, 2002, 08:36 PM
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Default Re: Parental Advice AND Joke of the Day...

Giggle... On the parental advice.... Mine are 15 years apart! And I promise you that it is an experience!!! (I was 16 when my first was born.) My son was 15 when my daughter was born! I have laughed and said that I had one learning to drive and one learning to walk.... WoW!!
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