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Old May 4th, 2002, 10:28 AM
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Default Fun Pun for a Saturday morn'

Aloha to those packing to get lei'd (sob, sob, sob).... get those brain waves flowing!

A GOOD PUN IS ITS OWN REWORD

Energizer Bunny arrested - charged with battery.

A pessimist's blood type is always b-negative.

Practice safe eating - always use condiments.

A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.

Shotgun wedding: A case of wife or death.

I used to work in a blanket factory, but it folded.

If electricity comes from electrons... does that mean that morality
comes from morons?

Marriage is the mourning after the knot before.

A hangover is the wrath of grapes.

Corduroy pillows are making headlines.

Is a book on voyeurism a peeping tome?

Dancing cheek-to-cheek is really a form of floor play.

Banning the bra was a big flop.

Sea captains don't like crew cuts.

Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?

A successful diet is the triumph of mind over platter.

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

A gossip is someone with a great sense of rumor.

Without geometry, life is pointless.

When you dream in color, it's a pigment of your imagination.

Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion.

Reading whilst sunbathing makes you well-red.

When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I.

Dogs come when called, cats take a message.

Happy Saturday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Do something warm... it's finally WARM!

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Old May 4th, 2002, 12:58 PM
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Default Re: Fun Pun for a Saturday morn'

Now those are Punny!
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