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Old June 10th, 2002, 10:15 AM
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1. JOKE: Gone Hang-Glidin'

Here in the Kentucky hills, you don't see too many
people hang-gliding. Ol' Zeek decided to save up and
get a hang-glider. He takes it to the highest
mountain, and after struggling to the top, he gets
ready to take flight.

He takes off runnin' and reaches the edge and into
the wind he goes!

Meanwhile, Maw and Paw Abner were sittin on da porch
swing, talkin' bout the good ol' days when maw spots
the biggest bird she has ever seen!

"Look at the size of that bird, Paw!" she exclaims.

Paw raises up. "Git my gun, Maw!"

Maw runs into the house and brings out Paw's pump action
shotgun. Paw takes careful aim.

BANG... BANG..... BANG..... BANG!

The monster size bird continues to sail silently
over the tree tops.

"I think ya missed him, Paw," she says.

Yeah, he replies, but at least he let go of ol' Zeek!

Lost... but found again.

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Old June 10th, 2002, 10:19 AM
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