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Old June 21st, 2002, 01:16 PM
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Why does the sun lighten hair , but darken skin?
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Why is abbreviated such a long word?
Why do doctors call what they do practice?
What do people in China call their good plates?
What do you call a male lady bug?
What color hair do they put on the drivers license of a bald man?
If flying is safe, why is the building at the airport called a terminal?
If con is the opposite of pro ,is Congress the opposite of Progress?
If a 7/11 is open 24 hours a day 365 days a year, why do they have locks on the doors?
If they squeeze olives to get olive oil, how do they get baby oil?
Is it ok to play AM radio after noon?
Why is the third hand on a watch called the second hand?
Why is it that to stop Windows 98 you click on the Start button?
Why are there Interstate highways in Hawaii?
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains ?
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Old June 21st, 2002, 02:03 PM
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Old June 21st, 2002, 02:08 PM
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Hahahahahahaha, Bill. Very good.

I DO know the answer to one of them, and it makes sense to me. They have interstate highways in Hawaii because had Hawaii not numbered/named them that way, they would not have qualified for federal funding. Truth.
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Old June 21st, 2002, 03:03 PM
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Why is there a mailbox at the postoffice, YOU'RE THERE!
Why do they call them APARTments, when they are all stuck together???
Now you know someone needed a con that would make some dough, so they built condos!

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Old June 21st, 2002, 07:09 PM
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Why do they call it a hamburger? There's no han in it
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