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Old July 29th, 2004, 06:12 PM
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Default Some "Stupid" Jokes...

You may have seen these, but if not, enjoy....

In Honor of Stupid People
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>In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods.
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>On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping.
>(Damn, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair).
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>On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
>(the shoplifter special?)
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>On a bar of Dial soap -- "Directions: Use like regular soap."
>(and that would be how???....)
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>On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion: Defrost."
>(but, it's "just" a suggestion).
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>On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not turn upside down."
>(well...duh, a bit late, huh!)
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>On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding -- "Product will be hot after heating."
>(...and you thought????...)
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>On packaging for a Rowenta iron -- "Do not iron clothes on body."
>(but wouldn't this save me more time)?
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>On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."
>(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)
>
>On Nytol Sleep Aid -- "Warning: May cause drowsiness."
>(and...I'm taking this because???....)
>
>On most brands of Christmas lights -- "For indoor or outdoor use only."
>(as opposed to...what)?
>
>On a Japanese food processor -- "Not to be used for the other use."
>(now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)
>
>On Sainsbury's peanuts -- "Warning: contains nuts."
>(talk about a news flash)
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>On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."
>(Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)
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>On a child's Superman costume -- "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."
>(I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)
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>On a Swedish chainsaw -- "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."
>(Oh my God...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)
>

donna

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Old July 29th, 2004, 06:32 PM
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Default Re: Some "Stupid" Jokes...

oh RD i think i love you i am literally rolling on the floor! my DH wants to know, do you really have Boots, Sainsburys, marks and spencer and TESCO!!!! i never knew that tesco, sainsburys and boots had shops in canada! i knew about M & S though
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Old July 29th, 2004, 06:34 PM
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Default Re: Some "Stupid" Jokes...

I see that many of these things are from English stores and products. hmmmm.

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Mike(The proud product of a lovely English woman. Excuse me, I have to go and use the chain saw. Glad I read the post) :-)

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Old July 29th, 2004, 06:51 PM
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The sad part about the chainsaw and the hair dryer..Someone Somewhere tried this, or there would be no need for the labels..sad sad sad...
John(who will be shoplifting fritos from now on)

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Old July 29th, 2004, 08:35 PM
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lexxity, no we don't have those stores in Canada, I guess the e-mail I received originated in the UK! I do know Marks and Spencers though, we had one here once, sadly, no more...

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I haven't laughed this hard in a long time! Thanks Rollerdonna.
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