You know the routine. Go to the mailbox on Saturday, open it and voila a big ol envelope. Nevermind the bills that were in there, drop em on the sidewalk while ripping open the big envelope although you actually know what's inside. YES, YES, YES. Neighbors are peeking out the curtains. "Surely Mrs. BoozeBabe has either lost her mind or won the Mega Millions Jackpot. Well, she's doing the CHA CHA up the driveway so she must be going on another cruise. If it were MegaMillions she would have been doing cartwheels." they say to themselves.
Picking the bills up, you make your way to the house to call friends who are traveling with you only to find out they haven't received their big envelope yet. YIKES ! ! ! Maybe Monday.
I guess that's when it becomes "ohfeeshul" It's the dance, right?