I will share a horrible (but funny now) dream that I had last night.
I went to a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert last night at the NY State Fair and my friend Jennifer told me not to bring my wallet the next time I went because the fair was notorious for pickpockets. (True) So I went to bed and had a dream that my wallet had been stolen. This was devastating because I do not have a passport as I planned my first cruise, leaving 8/31, on a whim at a late date (lucky to even get my birth certificate in time).
Understandably, this upset me in my dream. The adrenaline rush led me to wake up because I did not care about my wallet but did care about the cruise. Anyway, I jumped up, looked quickly both ways, bolted to my phone, and picked it up before realizing the following in the following order
I did not know who to call.
Why was I calling at 3:11 in the morning.
I was calling to report a stolen wallet.
My wallet hadn't actually been stolen.
Is the phone really in my hand?
Yes, it is possible for a human being to be this stupid.
Yes, I AM the human being who is that stupid!!
I hope my heart rate goes down so I can go back to sleep.