I found this surfing around cruisemates.com. I am laughing with tears running down my face. If I should try this is daily live, I would find myself back in a mental asylum ....
CURES FOR THE "I NEED A CRUISE" BLUES
Ring the front doorbell six short, one long blast and assemble the family outside for life boat drill.
Twist your pajamas into animal shapes (Carnival passengers only).
Sing karoke in the shower. (Cordless mike recommended).
Take all the paintings off your wall and hold an art auction.
Attend local "Friends of Bill W" meetings and tell them you're a cruisaholic.
Cook up a midnight buffet.
Watch "Love Boat" (original series) on cable, tape segments and re-watch throughout the day.
Give family a floor plan of the house with directions to the dining room. Tell them tonight is formal.
Stick a pink paper umbrella in your morning coffee.
Hang a card on your bedroom door before retiring at night, wait for room service to wake you in the morning with fresh coffee.
Make bingo at the local church a scheduled family activity.
Flush your toilet five times to simulate sound of evac plumbing.
If you are the person doing all this work, distribute small envelopes and tipping guidelines.
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