2 vultures board an airplane, each carrying 2 dead raccoons. The flight attendant looks at them and says," I'm sorry gentlemen, only 1 carrion allowed per passenger"
2 Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, but when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank, proving once again that you can't have your kayak and heat it too.
A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel. They were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After an hour the manager asked the to disperse. But why? the asked. The manager replied," I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
Didn't quite make my day but they made me giggle!!! Thanks for the laugh.
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