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Old July 25th, 2004, 07:10 AM
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O.K. are you ready?

2 vultures board an airplane, each carrying 2 dead raccoons. The flight attendant looks at them and says," I'm sorry gentlemen, only 1 carrion allowed per passenger"

2 Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, but when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank, proving once again that you can't have your kayak and heat it too.

A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel. They were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After an hour the manager asked the to disperse. But why? the asked. The manager replied," I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."

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Old July 25th, 2004, 07:22 AM
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Thanks Carol I loved em; especially the chess players.

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Old July 25th, 2004, 07:32 AM
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groan!

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Old July 25th, 2004, 08:07 AM
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baaaad! but funny!

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Old July 25th, 2004, 08:20 AM
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Very funny, of course I'ven been up for 24+ hours, so that might impact my perception.

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Dun dun dun da..(theme song to gunsmoke)...O good ones.

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Groan.. but cute!!!!! I liked them!!!

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Didn't quite make my day but they made me giggle!!! Thanks for the laugh.

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funny but stupid

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