Random thougts from one who has yet to take a cruise ; )
Today I went home for lunch and checked my mail as usual.
To my surprise I found a large manila envelope addressed to
Mark & Robin. Being a concerned citizen (aka scared) I took
the said envelope to a local private investigator (aka my next
door neighbor) where he performed numerous tests. Thank
God, no anthrax. Instead he said that inside were some cruise
line newspapers from the Atlantica dated March of 2001. Of course,
I said, this woman named Susie was going to send me some
literature from her cruise. My neighbor said there was no way that I
should be able to receive mail overnight from the return address, especially
since it was sent via the United State Post Office, unless he said,
she has a branch in her living room. Further aroused by the astounding
speed of the delivery he performed handwriting analysis on the
enclosed note. To my amazement he said no wonder it was so fast,
this envelope was sent by no ordinary person, it was sent by a
"Certified Cruiseaholic". With his statement I knew in my heart that
I had found the right website on which to lose my sanity.
dedicated to susancruz, if she hadn't sent those papers i wouldn't
have fallen off the deep end so quickly : )
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