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Old March 7th, 2003, 09:36 AM
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Default POLL- The FUNNIEST Cruise joke U EVER heard

Between the CD's and onboard comedians there's a lot of jokes we've all heard over the years. Some you'll hear repeatetd on almost every cruise, some are more original.What is the funniest cruise joke you ever heard

My personal favorite is the guy who calls the Purser's desk the first day of the cruise, complaining he can't get out of his cabin.
The Purser tells him to just open the door. He says... But there's only two doors here. One leads to the bathroom, and the other has a Do Not Disturb sign on it.



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Old March 7th, 2003, 04:03 PM
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Gee Kuki I guess no one likes cruise jokes. Have a god weekend everyone.

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No one has a sense of ha ha today I guess. Oh well, not every poll can be a winner<G>

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O.K. I'll bite:

A man is walking past a travel office when he notices a billboard announcing "4 day cruise to Bermuda - $40 all inclusive." Impressed by the low price, he races into the shop, slaps $40 onto the counter and announces "I'm here for the Bermuda cruise." Quick as a wink, the travel agent whips out a baseball bat and knocks him unconscious. When the man wakes, he finds himself in a life raft drifting about off the coast of North Carolina. After a time, he notices another man in the same predicament on the other side of the raft. "$40 Bermuda cruise?" he calls out. "Yep!" says the man on the other side. "We must be near a shipping lane do you think a ship will pass close enough to pick us up?" he yells. "Well," calls the other man, "one did last year."

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I like the stupid questions that the staff gets aked every cruise.
"does the ship generate it's oun power?" ="NO, we have a 1000 mile long electrical cord"
"does the crew sleep on board?"= "No, we swim back to shore every day"
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How about, which of the elevators go to the front of the ship?

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How about what time is the midnite buffet?
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KUKI: that's the best one I've heard in a long time! Unfortunately, my memory is such that I can't remember any good jokes, but I have to say that the comedian on Carnival in Jan. was hilarious - his name was Percy Cruise (believe it or not!). His best bit was telling us how he loves to sit up on deck and work on his tan (he is a black man) and the wonderful comic-timing he had until that sunk in with the audience, and he answers "what?" I thought I would pee my pants!

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