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Old July 24th, 2004, 02:12 AM
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Default One-liner humor

Here are some cute one-liners:

1. Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into
my own pants.

2. Marriage changes passion. Suddenly you're sleeping with a relative.

3. I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it. So I said
"Implants?" She hit me.

4. How come we choose from just two people to run for president and
50 for Miss America?

5. A good friend will come and bail you out of jail...but, a true
friend will be sitting next to you saying, "Damn...that was fun!"

6. I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear
loose-fitting clothing. If I HAD any loose-fitting clothing, I
wouldn't have signed up in the first place!

7. When I was young we used to go "skinny dipping," now I just
"chunky dunk."

8. Don't argue with an idiot; people watching may not be able to tell
the difference.

9. Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could
simply press 'Ctrl Alt Delete' and start all over?

10. Why is it that our children can't read a Bible in school, but
they can in prison?
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Old July 24th, 2004, 06:57 AM
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very good..thanks for starting my day off with a smile
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Old July 24th, 2004, 08:15 AM
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I liked those, especially #9!

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Old July 24th, 2004, 08:17 AM
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What interesting thoughts.

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