Homeland Security has announced they will soon be implementing new software which will record every click of your mouse. It is their belief that it will operate completely transparently and that the average user will not notice any difference in performance.
That's cute! I'm glad that old an DOShead like me uses the keyboard more than the mouse! It's fun to put the cursor right between them-- Makes it look like Charlie Calas, or whoever it was, in Mel Brooks' "Young Frankenstein."