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Old September 12th, 2003, 01:30 AM
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Now here is a virus. Not only does it infect your computer but you as well .. it is called "CRUISING Virus".

The symptoms are a strong urge to visit the cruise message boards (CruiseMates of course), evening chat with fellow CruiseMates, discussing cruises with all your friends until you have bored them to sleep.
Taking out your old cruise photos and re-living every moment. Fondling your past documents as if you are cruising tomorrow.

If you fall into this category you are addicted.

There is help, and as President and a client of "Cruise Anonymous" we can help. The secrets are in an easy to read paper back book for a very low price of one cent, that is right, only one penny. Shipping and handling is $12.95. Please send cash or a money order so the IRS can not trace my income.

Not sure about the rest of you CruiseMates but this is one virus I can live with, or should I comment; ... "can not live without".

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Old September 12th, 2003, 01:59 AM
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You forgot to add "drooling in front of window displays at travel agencies" or "hyperventilating while flipping through a cruise brochure."

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Old September 12th, 2003, 06:50 AM
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Too late Y2, I think that virus has me in it's grip.

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Old September 12th, 2003, 07:46 AM
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Sorry, Y2C, I've got it but I don't want to be cured!

Besides, rehab is for quitters.

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Wow that book is amazing! you open it up and out pops a detailed replica of the QE2, (the secret to the cure is to take another cruise)
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I'm with Michelle.

I've got it, but I don't want the cure. Thanks Steve.

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Too funny and too true. Another side effect is the addicts attempt to lure other unsuspecting humans into the depts of cruise additiction Seems I never bore of explaining the absolute value of a cruise vacation!!!!

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Old September 12th, 2003, 08:21 AM
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Dr. Jason here….took the course from a add inside a matchbook cover….The virus’s medical name is notbencruzinlatly. It’s highly contagious and purposely spread by millions to others. The virus antidote is usually a bright color and frozen. The pains are eased by a salt-water breeze in your face and plenty of sun. Attempt nothing more strenuous than moving a deck chair. Eat ferociously and often. The orderlies will be by often to check on you….
I’m sure there are more opinions by the many experts here…please feel free to add your professional opinion.

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Old September 12th, 2003, 08:58 AM
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It's good to be sick!!

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Good lord,,,I'm really sick !!! Please do not send help for it.

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There is help out there. It's called cruisemates get-togethers. We meet to discuss our mutual addiction and share our love for the open ocean and days of pampering. This addiction may or may not be heriditary, You may pass it on to your children. In our case we have. The whole family is afficted as are both sets of grandparents. I feel too that the only cure is repeat treatments involving cruising. It starts slow, with a cruise every couple of years and then it gets in your blood and we are now looking at booking our 4th and 5th cruise in 2004. It hits us about every 4 to 6 months. We are hooked
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I've got it too! I'm so glad the only "cure" is another cruise!

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