Now here is a virus. Not only does it infect your computer but you as well .. it is called "CRUISING Virus".
The symptoms are a strong urge to visit the cruise message boards (CruiseMates of course), evening chat with fellow CruiseMates, discussing cruises with all your friends until you have bored them to sleep.
Taking out your old cruise photos and re-living every moment. Fondling your past documents as if you are cruising tomorrow.
If you fall into this category you are addicted.
There is help, and as President and a client of "Cruise Anonymous" we can help. The secrets are in an easy to read paper back book for a very low price of one cent, that is right, only one penny. Shipping and handling is $12.95. Please send cash or a money order so the IRS can not trace my income.
Not sure about the rest of you CruiseMates but this is one virus I can live with, or should I comment; ... "can not live without".
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__________________ Ready to Steer towards another cruise
Too funny and too true. Another side effect is the addicts attempt to lure other unsuspecting humans into the depts of cruise additiction Seems I never bore of explaining the absolute value of a cruise vacation!!!!
Dr. Jason here….took the course from a add inside a matchbook cover….The virus’s medical name is notbencruzinlatly. It’s highly contagious and purposely spread by millions to others. The virus antidote is usually a bright color and frozen. The pains are eased by a salt-water breeze in your face and plenty of sun. Attempt nothing more strenuous than moving a deck chair. Eat ferociously and often. The orderlies will be by often to check on you….
I’m sure there are more opinions by the many experts here…please feel free to add your professional opinion.
Jason If a grin is transmittable, and laughing is contagious, here’s hoping for an epidemic!
There is help out there. It's called cruisemates get-togethers. We meet to discuss our mutual addiction and share our love for the open ocean and days of pampering. This addiction may or may not be heriditary, You may pass it on to your children. In our case we have. The whole family is afficted as are both sets of grandparents. I feel too that the only cure is repeat treatments involving cruising. It starts slow, with a cruise every couple of years and then it gets in your blood and we are now looking at booking our 4th and 5th cruise in 2004. It hits us about every 4 to 6 months. We are hooked
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