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Old July 16th, 2004, 09:45 PM
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Cruise Director looking for work in someones backyard..I am very intertaining and am willing to relocate to ...say...California..will work for cruises..I catch on quick and can learn the layout in a week with no problem.....step this way ladies and gents..you are in for the most beeeutiful backyard tour of your life..step this way..no!! that way..thank you for coming and tell your friends about it....How's that Y2C? Think maybe I have a future in backyard tours?...>VBBG<..Hope you take this in fun..that is how it was written.

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Old July 17th, 2004, 02:10 AM
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Your future is fulfilled.
We will start with a grand opening introductory fee of $5.00. Then raise it to cover the cost of the landscaping and your cruise director fee. Say $25.00 p/p for a group tour, $35.00 for a private tour p/p and $100.00 fee for wine and exquisite hors'devoures p/p.

If night lighting is involved the fees will have to increase, someone has to pay for those 4000 watts of power .. ROFL

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Old July 17th, 2004, 07:05 AM
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Y2C, I saw your new backyard in the photo gallery and all I can say is WOW! and that I thing Big John is in over his head! <VBG>


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Old July 17th, 2004, 08:51 AM
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Gee, I was so upset when I got to the end and found you were not being serious. I really need a good gardener.
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Old July 17th, 2004, 09:01 AM
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John and Steve, you two both bring a lot of joy to this site. I can't pay you for it, but thanks anyway. :-)


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Old July 17th, 2004, 10:16 AM
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John, what a great idea. You could specialize in say, the western U.S. Steve's back yard is a good start. I need a good landscaper and gardener, too. Anyone seeing my back yard after Steve's wouldthink they'd walked into a nightmare!

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Old July 17th, 2004, 11:50 AM
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Y2C- All I can say is :FAB U LOUS! Is that a pool or a massive pond?? The raccoons in my neighbourhood would love it(I hate raccoons! They do nasty,nasty things and also try and go in our littlekids pool. I wonder if they would come around if it was a proper, chlorinated pool?.). Just think what you could do with my yard!!! Your landscaping is beautiful (and I saw a palm tree in the corner of one photo!!)

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