Since Y2C is away on his cruise, here is a substitute for his daily humor.
A man returning home a day early from a business trip got into a taxi at
the airport. It was after midnight. The man suspected his wife was having an
affair and he intended to catch her in the act. While en route to his
home, he asked the cabby if he would be a witness. For $100, the cabby agreed.
Quietly arriving at the house, the husband and cabby tiptoed into the
bedroom. The husband switched on the lights, yanked the blanket back and
there was his wife in bed with another man. The husband put a gun to the
naked man's head.
The wife shouted, "Don't do it! This man has been very generous! I lied
when I told you I inherited money. He paid for the Corvette I bought for you.
He paid for our new cabin cruiser. He paid for our house at the lake. He
paid for our country club membership, and he even pays the monthly dues!"
Shaking his head from side-to-side the husband slowly lowered the gun.
He looked over at the cab driver and said, "What would you do?"
The cabby said, "I'd cover his butt up with that blanket before he catches a
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