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rollerdonna November 17th, 2003 08:41 AM

Joke for Thomas and Kuki
 
Since Thomas is experiencing staff trouble in the restaurant and Kuki has equipment troubles in the bar, this one is for you guys:

A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, I'll serve you, but don't start anything!

donna


Kuki November 17th, 2003 08:56 AM

Re: Joke for Thomas and Kuki
 
Donna.. I ended up hiring the jumper cables... really gave my business a boost. LOL


LisaK November 17th, 2003 09:21 AM

Re: Joke for Thomas and Kuki
 
ARRRRRGHHHHHH!!!!!!!

Jeanne&Ellis November 17th, 2003 09:32 AM

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Good come back Kuki! LOL!!! Also love the new Moose, he makes me smile when I see him.

Jeanne


cap'nkruzer November 17th, 2003 10:37 AM

Re: Joke for Thomas and Kuki
 
What a shocking development !!! ;-))
SSaFWs..ED

PapaBill November 17th, 2003 11:15 AM

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Did you have to give him a battery of tests before hiring him?

Thomas November 17th, 2003 11:58 AM

Re: Joke for Thomas and Kuki
 
If he moves he's on the payroll.

Regards,
Thomas

cap'nkruzer November 17th, 2003 12:29 PM

Re: Joke for Thomas and Kuki
 
I hope he makes a Positive impression...'course you could always discharge him if he becomes a Negative influence....;-))
SSaFWs..ED

mbuckellew November 17th, 2003 01:32 PM

Re: Joke for Thomas and Kuki
 
You guys crack me up!!! ROFLMAO

Cheers,
Michelle B.


Thomas November 17th, 2003 02:18 PM

Re: Joke for Thomas and Kuki
 
If he becomes a Negative influence I'll have to put the clamps on just to give him a jolt.

Regards,
Thomas

PapaBill November 17th, 2003 03:10 PM

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On the otherhand, he could be a positive spark , boosting the performance of the whole staff.
Ok , even I've had enough of this, we could go on all night .

cap'nkruzer November 17th, 2003 03:18 PM

Re: Joke for Thomas and Kuki
 
Perhaps you could go on all nite if.......you don't run down. ;-))
SSaFWs..ED

Kuki November 17th, 2003 04:19 PM

Re: Joke for Thomas and Kuki
 
I had some concerns about this hire. Because there's handling of cash in this job, I talked to the police to be sure I'm not hiring an employee with a criminal record.

They warned me that though no record currently exists, they've investigated several times, but have never had enough evidence to ...... wait for it... ........"charge" them.


Seahunks November 17th, 2003 04:45 PM

Re: Joke for Thomas and Kuki
 
And if the background check turns up anything, keep him him in a nice, dry cell.

Another joke for Kuki and Thomas:

Three pieces of rope are lying on a sidewalk on a hot summer day. They look exactly alike. One rope says to the other two, "I sure could use a drink. I'm going into that bar to have a beer."

"Sounds like a good idea, the other two agree. If they serve you, we'll come in and join you."

So the first rope goes into the bar, and jumps onto a barstool.
The bar tender lokks at him and says, "Get out! We don't serve your kind in here!"

So the first rope rejoins his buddies outside, looking dejected.

The second rope says, "You rank amateur! I'll show you how it's done."
No sooner that he disappears through the door than he comes flying out, the barkeep having thrown him.

The third rope says, "Watch this--you'll learn something." He ties himself into a loop, and picks away at some his strands. And then he enters the bar, finds a stool and sits at the bar. "Can I help you?" the bartender asks.
"Yes, I'd like a nice draft beer." The bartender fills a glass and turns to serve it to the rope. At the last minute he says, "Didn't I just throw you out of here--twice?"

The rope says, "Me? Thrown out? I'm a frayed knot!"

End of joke. Groan here.

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Phyllbo November 17th, 2003 05:04 PM

Re: Joke for Thomas and Kuki
 
You guys should take this show on the road. Or rather a cruiseship.

Thanks for the laughs today.

Phyll


rollerdonna November 17th, 2003 09:31 PM

Re: Joke for Thomas and Kuki
 
Geez, I posted a lame joke, and all the comedians come out of the closet!! Thanks for the laughs everyone!

donna


cap'nkruzer November 18th, 2003 06:47 AM

Re: Joke for Thomas and Kuki
 
Larry, Moe, Curley....which is who??(or is that WHOM??) ;-))
SSaFWs..ED

rollerdonna November 18th, 2003 07:37 AM

Re: Joke for Thomas and Kuki
 
Who's on first........

donna



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