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Old November 17th, 2003, 08:41 AM
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Since Thomas is experiencing staff trouble in the restaurant and Kuki has equipment troubles in the bar, this one is for you guys:

A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, I'll serve you, but don't start anything!

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Old November 17th, 2003, 08:56 AM
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Donna.. I ended up hiring the jumper cables... really gave my business a boost.

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ARRRRRGHHHHHH!!!!!!!
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Old November 17th, 2003, 09:32 AM
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Good come back Kuki! !!! Also love the new Moose, he makes me smile when I see him.

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Old November 17th, 2003, 10:37 AM
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What a shocking development !!! ;-))
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Old November 17th, 2003, 11:15 AM
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Did you have to give him a battery of tests before hiring him?
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Old November 17th, 2003, 11:58 AM
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If he moves he's on the payroll.

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Old November 17th, 2003, 12:29 PM
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I hope he makes a Positive impression...'course you could always discharge him if he becomes a Negative influence....;-))
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You guys crack me up!!! ROFLMAO

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Old November 17th, 2003, 02:18 PM
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If he becomes a Negative influence I'll have to put the clamps on just to give him a jolt.

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Old November 17th, 2003, 03:10 PM
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On the otherhand, he could be a positive spark , boosting the performance of the whole staff.
Ok , even I've had enough of this, we could go on all night .
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Perhaps you could go on all nite if.......you don't run down. ;-))
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Old November 17th, 2003, 04:19 PM
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I had some concerns about this hire. Because there's handling of cash in this job, I talked to the police to be sure I'm not hiring an employee with a criminal record.

They warned me that though no record currently exists, they've investigated several times, but have never had enough evidence to ...... wait for it... ........"charge" them.

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And if the background check turns up anything, keep him him in a nice, dry cell.

Another joke for Kuki and Thomas:

Three pieces of rope are lying on a sidewalk on a hot summer day. They look exactly alike. One rope says to the other two, "I sure could use a drink. I'm going into that bar to have a beer."

"Sounds like a good idea, the other two agree. If they serve you, we'll come in and join you."

So the first rope goes into the bar, and jumps onto a barstool.
The bar tender lokks at him and says, "Get out! We don't serve your kind in here!"

So the first rope rejoins his buddies outside, looking dejected.

The second rope says, "You rank amateur! I'll show you how it's done."
No sooner that he disappears through the door than he comes flying out, the barkeep having thrown him.

The third rope says, "Watch this--you'll learn something." He ties himself into a loop, and picks away at some his strands. And then he enters the bar, finds a stool and sits at the bar. "Can I help you?" the bartender asks.
"Yes, I'd like a nice draft beer." The bartender fills a glass and turns to serve it to the rope. At the last minute he says, "Didn't I just throw you out of here--twice?"

The rope says, "Me? Thrown out? I'm a frayed knot!"

End of joke. Groan here.


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You guys should take this show on the road. Or rather a cruiseship.

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Geez, I posted a lame joke, and all the comedians come out of the closet!! Thanks for the laughs everyone!

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Larry, Moe, Curley....which is who??(or is that WHOM??) ;-))
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Old November 18th, 2003, 07:37 AM
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Who's on first........

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