My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned. I
Then I worked in the woods as a lumberjack, but I just couldn't hack it, so
they gave me the axe.
After that, I tried to be a tailor, but I just wasn't suited for it - mainly
because it was a sew-sew job.
Next, I tried working in a muffler factory, but that was too exhausting.
Then, I tried to be a chef - figured it would add a little spice to my life,
but I just didn't have the thyme.
I attempted to be a deli worker, but any way I sliced it, I couldn't cut the
My best job was being a musician, but eventually I found I wasn't
I studied a long time to become a doctor, but I didn't have any patience.
Next, was a job in a shoe factory. I tried but I just didn't fit in.
I became a professional fisherman, but discovered that I couldn't live on my
I managed to get a good job working for a pool maintenance company, but the
work was just too draining.
So then I got a job in a workout center, but they said I wasn't fit for the
After many years of trying to find steady work, I finally got a job as a
historian until I realized there was no future in it.
My last job was working in Starbucks, but I had to quit because it was
always the same old grind.
SO, I RETIRED AND I FOUND I AM PERFECT FOR THE JOB!
donna (who wishes I was retired!)