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Old December 3rd, 2003, 09:23 PM
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MY RESUME



My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned. I
couldn't concentrate.



Then I worked in the woods as a lumberjack, but I just couldn't hack it, so
they gave me the axe.



After that, I tried to be a tailor, but I just wasn't suited for it - mainly
because it was a sew-sew job.



Next, I tried working in a muffler factory, but that was too exhausting.



Then, I tried to be a chef - figured it would add a little spice to my life,
but I just didn't have the thyme.



I attempted to be a deli worker, but any way I sliced it, I couldn't cut the
mustard.



My best job was being a musician, but eventually I found I wasn't
noteworthy.



I studied a long time to become a doctor, but I didn't have any patience.



Next, was a job in a shoe factory. I tried but I just didn't fit in.



I became a professional fisherman, but discovered that I couldn't live on my
net income.



I managed to get a good job working for a pool maintenance company, but the
work was just too draining.



So then I got a job in a workout center, but they said I wasn't fit for the
job.



After many years of trying to find steady work, I finally got a job as a
historian until I realized there was no future in it.



My last job was working in Starbucks, but I had to quit because it was
always the same old grind.



SO, I RETIRED AND I FOUND I AM PERFECT FOR THE JOB!

donna (who wishes I was retired!)

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Old December 4th, 2003, 04:41 AM
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Donna,
This is cute. Will show it to Mom and Dad when they get up
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Old December 4th, 2003, 05:55 AM
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Donna, that was cute. Thanks for posting.

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That was a nice way to start the day.

Thanks for the chuckles this morning.

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Old December 4th, 2003, 01:46 PM
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Thanks Donna. Where do you find these gems?
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Old December 4th, 2003, 03:42 PM
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Cute!

"I'm not a physikist, but I knows what matters" [Popeye]

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Old December 4th, 2003, 05:26 PM
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I get these "gems" in e-mails from strange friends!!

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Old December 5th, 2003, 02:28 AM
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Funny! Keep them coming Donna
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Old December 5th, 2003, 10:28 PM
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I like it, as a semi-retired person, who is working again! :-)

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Old December 6th, 2003, 01:03 PM
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Love it...I fit into most those categories...so I retired and cruise.
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