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Old January 19th, 2004, 04:39 PM
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A magician was on a 10 night cruise, doing a show every night. After the third night an annoying woman in the audience kept letting his secrets out by very loudly announcing the outcome of the trick.

He had a parrot for part of the act and the woman would say, "It's under his arm", "It's in his hat", "It's behind him", and generally giving away the trick.

On the 9th night the ship sank. The woman was floating around on a door for 3 days. The parrot was floating on a piano bench.

Finally the parrot said to the woman, "O.K., I give up - where's the ship?"
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Old January 20th, 2004, 10:03 PM
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Yes yes - I like that one

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