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Old February 22nd, 2004, 02:50 PM
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Default Fed up with winter? Need a laugh?

As a trucker stops for a red light, a blonde catches up.She jumps out of her
car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the door.The trucker lowers the
window, and she says "Hi, my name is Heather and you are losing some of
your load." The trucker ignores her and proceeds down the street.



When the truck stops for another red light, the girl catches up again. She
jumps out of her car, runs up and knocks on the door. Again, the trucker
lowers the window. As if they've never spoken, the blonde says brightly,"Hi
my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load!" Shaking his head
the trucker ignores her again and continues down the street.



At the third red light, the same thing happens again. All out of breath, the
blonde gets out of her car, runs up, knocks on the truck door.The trucker
lowers the window. Again she says "Hi, my name is Heather, and you are
losing some of your load!"



When the light turns green the trucker revs up and races to the next light.
When he stops this time, he hurriedly gets out of the truck,and runs back to
the blonde. He knocks on her window, and as she lowers it, he
says....................

"Hi, my name is Bill, it's winter in Canada and I'm driving the SALT
TRUCK!!!!!!"

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Old February 22nd, 2004, 04:16 PM
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Very funny.
We still have tons of snow in our backyard and it has not snowed in weeks.The sun never hits that part of the house.



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Old February 22nd, 2004, 04:19 PM
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lets try that picture again



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Old February 22nd, 2004, 06:54 PM
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Another good one, Donna. That joke has done the rounds in Calgary, also. Just got back from a nice long walk - snow is melting fast & feels like spring. This is nothing unusual for Calgary, however, as often it preceeds a lousy March (or April - or both)!

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Old February 22nd, 2004, 07:52 PM
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From what I remember Tom, May isn't the best of months up there either. Didn't it snow last year in May?

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Old February 22nd, 2004, 08:56 PM
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Tweety, snow in May is just an ugly rumour! Well, to tell the truth, it does happen occasionally. Spring in the eastern slopes of the Rockies is not our best season. The moisture, no matter in what form, is usually welcomed by the farmers & ranchers.

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Old February 22nd, 2004, 10:09 PM
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Whats snow?

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Old February 22nd, 2004, 10:18 PM
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Tom.. Another Calgarian?? Sheeshh.. Now I can't lie when I give our weather forecasts<G>

Anyway.. welcome to CruiseMates!

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Old February 22nd, 2004, 11:14 PM
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I'll think of that as I slog thru the rain tomorrow.

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Old February 23rd, 2004, 09:17 AM
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That's funny, Donna!

p.s. why are so many blondes named Heather? One of life's mysteries...

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Old February 23rd, 2004, 07:33 PM
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My sister is a blonde named Heather! How funny is that?

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