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Old April 2nd, 2004, 08:37 PM
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Default Golf joke for Kuki and other golfers:

For those of you who like to golf......

WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"
> > > > HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"
> > > > WIFE: "Why not - don't you like being married?"
> > > > HUSBAND: "Of course I do."
> > > > WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"
> > > > HUSBAND: "Okay, I'd get married again."
> > > > WIFE: "You would? (With a hurtful look on her face)."
> > > > HUSBAND: (makes audible groan).
> > > > WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"
> > > > HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"
> > > > WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"
> > > > ; HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."
> > > > WIFE: "Would you play golf with her?"
> > > > HUSBAND: "I guess so."
> > > > WIFE: "Would she use my golf clubs?"
> > > > HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed."
> > > > WIFE: - - - silence - - -
> > > > HUSBAND: "****."

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Old April 3rd, 2004, 05:02 AM
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Default Re: Golf joke for Kuki and other golfers:

Too funny!!!!!
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Old April 3rd, 2004, 07:15 AM
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OOooooHhhhhh Donna...that's not right.....ROTF

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Old April 3rd, 2004, 11:32 AM
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Default Re: Golf joke for Kuki and other golfers:

Donna.. yup, I've used that one myself, but it's still very funny!

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