> > > 1. Everyone around you has an attitude problem.
> > > 2. You're adding chocolate chips to your cheese omelet
> > > 3. The dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans.
> > > 4. Your husband is suddenly agreeing to everything you say.
> > > 5. You're using your cellular phone to dial up every bumper
> > that says: "How's my driving-call 1- 800-"
> > >
> > > 6. Everyone's head looks like an invitation to batting practice.
> > > 7. Everyone seems to have just landed here from "outer space."
> > > 8. You can't believe they don't make a tampon bigger than Super
> > Plus.
> > > 9. You're sure that everyone is scheming to drive you crazy.
> > > 10. The ibuprofen bottle is empty and you bought it yesterday.