TOP TEN THINGS ONLY WOMEN UNDERSTAND
> > > 10. Cats' facial expressions.
> > > 9. The need for the same style of shoes in different colors.
> > > 8. Why bean sprouts aren't just weeds.
> > > 7. Fat clothes.
> > > 6. Taking a car trip without trying to beat your best time.
> > > 5. The difference between beige, ecru, cream, off-white, and
> > > eggshell.
> > > 4. Cutting your hair to make it grow.
> > > 3. Eyelash curlers.
> > > 2. The inaccuracy of every bathroom scale ever made.
> > > AND, the Number One Number One thing only women understand:
> > >
> > > 1. OTHER WOMEN