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Old April 3rd, 2004, 01:51 PM
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Default Pregnancy Q & A

> > > Q: Should I have a baby after 35?
> > > A: No, 35 children is enough.
> > >
> > > Q: I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?
> > > A: With any luck, right after he finishes college.
> > >
> > > Q: What is the most reliable method to determine a baby's sex?
> > > A: Childbirth.
> > >
> > > Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she's
> > borderline irrational.
> > > A: So what's your question?
> > >
> > > Q: My childbirth instructor says it's not pain I'll feel during
labor,
> > but pressure. Is she right?
> > > A: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air
current.
> > >
> > > Q: When is the best time to get an epidural?
> > > A: Right after you find out you're pregnant.
> > >
> > > Q: Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room while my
wife
> is
> > in labor?
> > > A: Not unless the word "alimony" means anything to you.
> > >
> > > Q: Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth?
> > > A: Yes, pregnancy.
> > >
> > > Q: Do I have to have a baby shower?
> > > A: Not if you change the baby's diaper very quickly.
> > >
> > > Q: Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and
act
> > normal again?
> > > A: When the kids are in college.

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Old April 3rd, 2004, 04:40 PM
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Good ones Eddie....

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