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Old April 8th, 2004, 11:10 AM
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A man appears before St. Peter at the pearly gates. "Have you ever done
anything of particular merit?" St. Peter asks.

"Well, I can think of one thing," the man offers. "Once, on a trip to the
Black Hills, out in South Dakota, I came upon a gang of high-testosterone bikers
who were threatening a young woman. I directed them to leave her alone, but
they wouldn't listen. So I approached the largest and most heavily tattooed
biker. I smacked him on the head, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring
and threw it on the ground, and told him, 'Leave her alone now or you'll answer
to me.'"

St. Peter was impressed. "When did this happen?"

"Just a couple of minutes ago."

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Anne: That was cute. Thanks for the smile. Toni

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Old April 8th, 2004, 12:20 PM
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An oldie but a goodie.

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Apparently, bravery is somewhat overrated?!? <BG> Cute story, Anne.

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