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Old April 21st, 2004, 11:41 AM
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A gentleman was sitting next to an attractive young lady on an airplane. All of a sudden the woman sneezed. She took out a tissue and patted her nose and trembled violently for 15-20 seconds. The man noticed this but soon returned to reading his book.



Four or five minutes later the same thing occurred. The woman sneezed, took out a tissue and patted her nose and trembled violently for 15-20 seconds.

Well this really got them man’s curiosity but he none the less return to his reading.



One again a few minutes later the woman sneezed, she took out a tissue and patted her nose and trembled violently for 15-20 seconds. The man could take it no longer.



“Miss are you alright? I keep noticing you sneeze, pat your nose and trembled violently for 15-20 seconds.”



“Oh Yes!” She explained, “I have a rare condition that when ever I sneeze I have an orgasm”



“It must be rare I have never heard of it before. Are you taking anything for it?”



“Yes PEPPER!” She said as she once again sneezed

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Old April 21st, 2004, 12:35 PM
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Good one! !

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RIMSHOT!


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Old April 21st, 2004, 03:02 PM
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LOVE IT!
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Just wish I could have shared it at work - can't with all the harrassment rules, but was able to get home email addresses from those at work that I know would love it.

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Old April 22nd, 2004, 09:35 PM
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FUNNY! Will pass it along to friends!
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