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Old July 7th, 2004, 01:01 PM
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The River

Three men were hiking through a forest when they came upon a large, raging
violent river. Needing to get on the other side, the first man prayed,
"God, please give me the strength to cross the river."

Poof!

God gave him big arms and strong legs and he was able to swim across in
about 2 hours, having almost drowned twice.

After witnessing that, the second man prayed, "God, please give me
strength and the tools to cross the river."

Poof!

God gave him a rowboat and strong arms and strong legs and he was able to
row across in about an hour after almost capsizing once.

Seeing what happened to the first two men, the third man prayed, "God,
please give me the strength, the tools and the intelligence to cross the
river."

Poof!

He was turned into a woman. She checked the map, hiked one hundred yards
up stream and walked across the bridge.

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Old July 7th, 2004, 01:21 PM
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I'm not afraid...but...are you SURE that's the truth ???;-)
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Old July 7th, 2004, 01:31 PM
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C'mon, ever seen a woman read a map?????

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Old July 7th, 2004, 01:40 PM
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C'mon guys....you know it is the truth!

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Old July 7th, 2004, 01:49 PM
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Cute ML!

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Old July 7th, 2004, 02:10 PM
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Gee Thomas, I read maps all the time - Who do you think kept my Dad from getting lost on all those family road trips? Good one ML!!!

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Old July 7th, 2004, 02:19 PM
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Good one ML.

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Old July 7th, 2004, 02:34 PM
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Good One ML..I aint skeered....O

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Old July 7th, 2004, 02:49 PM
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The true story is there were two women on each side of the river. One yelled to the other.... How do I get to the other side. The other replied... You're THERE!

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Very funny, Kuki!

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Funny ML and Kuki!
And I agree, women can read a map better than any man, who wouldn't think of even opening one!

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Old July 7th, 2004, 07:37 PM
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Ooooohhhh, so funny!!!!!

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Old July 7th, 2004, 09:38 PM
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A man ask directions? He would rather shoot himself in the foot (or take an hour and almost capsize), that's no joke ML, it smacks of the truth.
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Old July 8th, 2004, 08:14 AM
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and that's why God create GPS so us men would not have to ask directions ever again (of course we have to ask directions on how to use the GPS)
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My wife tried to read a map once, once. {{wink}}



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Reminds me of the time we were in Indianapolis and we were going around the loop.
It's a long way around that loop you know. I finally pulled off this long ramp to ask for directions and these guys jacked up my car and changed the tires and filled it up with gas and patted me on the head and told me to keep driving hard and fast, because I was running in 3rd place...""trudging offf to the timeout corner again""""

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You made my day...

A fgirlriend and I were travelling in a very remote spot of Florida with our two sons. We realized we were lost, immediately pulled over and asked directions. I stopped before we pulled out of the gas station, we looked at each other and BURST into uncontrolable laughter. Our sons thought we were crazy and when they asked what was so funny, we had to tell them they wouldn't understand......

Stopped for directions and it didn't hurt a *bit*.....

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