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Old April 27th, 2004, 11:50 AM
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This lady was a cruise director on a major ship lines(see! cruise related) and when she came home to her husband and son she would cook and clean and all the things that needed to be done..after a while she took on a lover...well one day her son was in the closet hiding and her husband came home while her new boy friend was there. She quickly shoved him in the closet where her son was hiding. conversation went something like this..(if you heard this before then you can laugh again)
boy: Its sure dark in here
boy:I have a new baseball do you want to buy it?
man:no thanks
boy:I'll tell my dad
man:How much
Afew days later the same thing happened
boy:Its dark in here
man:what now?
boy:I have a new ball glove
man:how much?
A few days later the little boy's dad says to him..get your ball and glove and lets play catch for a while..the little boy said..I cant..I sold them to a friend for 700.00..the dad was outraged and told him you cant do your friends that way..that ball and glove were no where near worth that much money..so he took him down to the church where he explained he would have to confess his sins..he put him in the confession booth and
told the priest what he had done and the priest went in..
Boy: It's dark in here
Priest: Dont start that stuff with me again.

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Old April 27th, 2004, 12:20 PM
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Thanks for another laugh John!


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Old April 27th, 2004, 12:45 PM
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Don't quit your day job John. <wink>

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Old April 27th, 2004, 01:00 PM
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Thanks...needed a laugh!
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