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Old April 27th, 2004, 03:11 PM
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Default Since it's golf season.. a golf joke

Arnold Palmer was playing a round of golf with Tiger Woods. They came to a hole that was laid out with a BIG dog leg to the right, blocked by huge trees on the right.

Tiger took out an iron, and was about to hit a short shot to play safe, when Arnold challenged him saying... Heck when I was your age, I'd take out a driver on this hole and I could drive the green.

Tiger, took up the challenge, grabbed his driver, and hit the ball smack dab into a huge tree, and the ball got hung up in the branches.

Then Arnie said... of course, when I was your age those trees were about a foot high.

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Old April 27th, 2004, 03:13 PM
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Ohhhhooooo Kuki....you so bad man....that was good...I love golf also and like Arnold..I hit my woods just fine...It's getting out of the woods that's hard..<smirk>

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Old April 27th, 2004, 03:16 PM
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Good one Bullwrinkle. I'll use that this weekend during the foursome.

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