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Old April 29th, 2004, 11:17 PM
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The 6th grade science teacher, Mrs. Jones, asked her class,
"Which part of the human body increases to 10 times its size when
stimulated?"

No one answered until little Mary stood up, angry, and said, "You
should not be asking 6th graders a question like that! I'm going to
tell my parents, and they will go and tell the principal, who will
then
fire you!" With a sneer on her face, she then sat back down.

Mrs. Jones ignored her and asked the question again, "Which part
of the human body increases to 10 times its size when
stimulated?" Little Mary's mouth fell open; then she said to those
around her, "Boy, is she gonna get in big trouble when I tell my
parents about this!" The teacher continued to ignore her and said to
the
class, "Does anybody have an answer?"

Finally, little Johnny stood up, looked around nervously, and said,
"The body part that increases 10 times its size when stimulated is
the pupil of the eye." Mrs. Jones said, "Very good, Johnny," then
turned to Mary and continued, "As for you, young lady, I have three
things to say:

(1) you have a dirty mind,
(2) you didn't read your homework, and
(3) one day you are going to be very, very disappointed."

This is the first one I have seen "little johnny" get right.



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Old April 30th, 2004, 07:01 AM
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Good one!

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Old April 30th, 2004, 10:45 AM
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Old May 18th, 2004, 12:09 AM
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You also have a dirty mind.

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