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Old May 3rd, 2004, 12:39 PM
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Default The Kind Lawyer

One afternoon a wealthy lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two
men along the roadside eating grass. Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop
and he got out to investigate. He asked one man, "Why are you eating grass? One
man replied, "We don't have any money for food. We have to eat grass."

"Well, then, you can come with me to my house and I'll feed you" the lawyer
said. "But, sir. I have a wife and two children with me. They are over there,
under that tree"

"Bring them along," the lawyer replied. Turning to the other poor man he
stated, "You come with us also."

The second man, in a pitiful voice then said, "But sir, I also have a wife
and SIX children with me!"

"Bring them all, as well," the lawyer answered. They all entered the car,
which was no easy task, even for a car as large as the limousine was. Once
underway, one of the poor fellows turned to the lawyer and said, "Sir, you are too
kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you." The lawyer replied, "Glad to
do it. You'll really love my place; the grass is almost a foot high!"


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Old May 3rd, 2004, 01:39 PM
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That's not right...<BG>

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Love it...... Expresses my feelings entirely about the legal profession
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Old May 3rd, 2004, 09:34 PM
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Should have seen that coming....!


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It was sooo cold today............................................. .................................................. ...........

I saw a lawyer with his hands in his own pockets!!

Couldn't resist a little jab.....

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I always liked the story of the of the ship wreck where the only survivors were lawyers.
When asked why they weren't attacked by the sharks, one lawyer replied, "Professional courtesy."

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