Go Back   CruiseMates Cruise Community and Forums > People > Chit - Chat for Cruisers
Register Forgot Password?

Chit - Chat for Cruisers Open Forum for non-cruise posts. Please refrain from inflammatory rhetoric that could be considered offensive. We reserve the right to edit or delete for any reason.

Reply
 
LinkBack Thread Tools Search this Thread Display Modes
  #1 (permalink)  
Old May 8th, 2004, 09:26 PM
rollerdonna's Avatar
Moderator
Admiral
 
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Caribou River, Nova Scotia
Posts: 16,666
Default The Signs of Advanced Motherhood

Here's a little something for all you moms and grandmoms out there for Mothers' Day!

The Signs of Advanced Motherhood

Maybe it starts when you realize rock concerts give you a headache. Or that you're ofering to cut up other people's food. Or you catch yourself ending a discussion with, "Because I'm the mother, that's why!"
You've reached a new level of motherhood. All the warning signs are there. You know you've crossed the threshold into advanced mommydom when:

You count the sprinkles on each kid's cupcake to make sure they're equal.

You want to take out a contract on the kid who broke your son's favourite toy car and made him cry.

You have time to shave only one leg at a time.

You hide in the bathroom to be alone.

Your child throws up and you catch it.

Someone else's kid throws up at a party and you keep eating.

You consider finger paint a controlled substance.

You've mastered the art of placing large quantities of pancakes and eggs on a plate without anything touching.

Your child insists that you read Once Upon a Potty out loud in the lobby of Grand Central Station, and you do it.

You cling to the high moral ground on toy weapons; your child bites his toast into the shape of a gun.

You hope ketchup is a vegetable because it's the only one your child eats.

You convince your child that FAO Schwartz is a toy museum, not a store.

You can't bear the thought of your son's first girlfriend.

You hate the thought of his wife even more.

You find yourself cutting your husband's sandwiches into unusual shapes.

You fast forward through the scene when the hunter shoots Bambi's mother.


Happy Mother's Day!
donna

__________________
Reply With Quote
Sponsored Links
  #2 (permalink)  
Old May 8th, 2004, 09:34 PM
bigjohn461's Avatar
Senior Member
Admiral
 
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Hot Springs, Ark.(just below farrimco
Posts: 4,118
Default Re: The Signs of Advanced Motherhood

That was good rollerD...sent your reply on the email..thanks.

Reply With Quote
Reply

Bookmarks

Tags
advanced, motherhood, motherhoold, signs, the, warning

Similar Threads
Thread Thread Starter Forum Replies Last Post
Advanced booking advantages TLoony Norwegian Cruise Lines 3 January 21st, 2006 10:44 AM
How far in advanced do you book Jewels37 Royal Caribbean International 15 August 19th, 2005 03:58 PM
advanced booking-how far spike Carnival Cruise Lines 3 April 4th, 2004 01:55 PM
Advanced Booking vs. Last minute? Thorn Alaska 4 December 29th, 2002 10:46 AM
Tips for Advanced Services Billie Jo Ask CruiseMates Staff 2 October 18th, 2002 11:42 PM


Thread Tools Search this Thread
Search this Thread:

Advanced Search
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are On
Pingbacks are On
Refbacks are On


 

All times are GMT -4. The time now is 10:52 AM.
design by: Themes by Design



Search Engine Friendly URLs by vBSEO 3.6.1