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Cruise Cynic May 18th, 2004 04:51 AM

Another Question: Where do the "attractive" people
 
Starting with myself, and moving upwards from there, I have to ask the question..... Why are cruisers butt ugly? You know what I'm talking about.... I'm just saying aloud what everybody else is thinking. Peruse the photo galleries, view the profiles.... I rest my case. I know beauty is in the eye of the beerholder, and beauty is only skin deep, but where are all the models and "silver foxes" that bedazzle the cruise brochures? Where are the celebrities and beauty contest participants? Why don't they cruise when I cruise? It makes me want to ask for my money back, I feel so cheated. I mean, I'm paying good money, and is it too much to ask to be surrounded by attractive people? Is there an "agent" on the gangway stopping people? "Sorry ma'am, but you belong on the good-looking ship". "Sir, you are under the weight guideline for this sailing, sorry". Are cruise discount vouchers being covertly distributed at Jenny Craig? Do trailer parks empty out during cruise season? I know where they got me, I just wanna know why so many cruisers look EXACTLY like me, and what the cruise lines are going to DO about it.


Sid1962 May 18th, 2004 06:22 AM

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Who cares ???????????????

ssatterly May 18th, 2004 06:32 AM

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Get a life everyone is there to have fun who cares what they look like.

DougR. May 18th, 2004 06:38 AM

Re: Another Question: Where do the "attractive" pe
 
satterly and Sid1962 - please go to your dictionary and look up "satire" and report back to us.

Thank you.


Sandysnow May 18th, 2004 07:55 AM

Re: Another Question: Where do the "attractive" pe
 
What are you talking about? Sounds to me like you have a real problem. I dont care if a person lives in a mansion or a trailer. They are still people to me. That goes for looks to. I guess you think if people are not born beautiful they should not cruise???? Get a life.

rollerdonna May 18th, 2004 07:58 AM

Re: Another Question: Where do the "attractive" pe
 
Cruise Cynic is called "Cynic" for a reason. I for one, appreciate his sense of humour, and the rest of you just take yourselves too seriously!
By the same token, when you buy a beautiful outfit from the Sears catalogue, does it automatically make you look like the fashion model? Hmmm?

donna


PapaBill May 18th, 2004 08:08 AM

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Looks like someone else needs the dictionary as well.
All those beautiful people are stored in a warehouse in Manhattan. They are allowed out to shoot commercials, movies, and print ads. They are also allowed out to attend parties thrown by Lizzy Grubman in West Hampton. The women are allowed to be photographed with Justin Timberlake and the men are allowed out to accompany thr Hilton sisters (and appear in their videos). They are then placed back in storage.
These people are not real. You don't see them at work, shopping in a store, riding a train or sitting in church. You didn't go to highschool or college with any people from the beautiful people warehouse did you? No! That's because they only exist on film, in magazines and on TV and movies. Then they go back to the warehouse. Ever gone to Sandals, or Grand Lido? No bevvy of bikini beach bunnies and ab ripped hunks, just
average folks with beer bellies and love handles.
Another theory, There are no real beautiful people, they are all simply digital effects .

While looking up "satire" , also check around on the ground, some of us have apparently dropped our sense of humor and need to look around and pick it up.

belgique May 18th, 2004 08:38 AM

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Papa Bill and Cruise Cynic "get it". I'm surprised they let Shelley Winters have a role in the "Poseidon Adventure" - seems to me one of those skinny new blonde stars who all look alike could have saved that ship! After all, there was just a movie with Meg Ryan as the owner of an NFL team! Now, THAT was believable!

Fortunately for me, I'm perfect.....when I board the ship they beg me to pose for photos, they beg me at dinner, leaving the dining room and with pirates. I must be perfect!

Good stuff, guys!

Jason May 18th, 2004 09:45 AM

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EXCUSE MEEEEEE…Are you saying my wife is ugly? And I don’t have good taste? The people I cruise with are an exception I guess…I’m no beauty, but I’ve seen some hubba-hubba drop jaw gorgeous people. I have considered buying their photos instead of my own in the photo gallery on board…That said, I still have the picture, that came with the wallet, to show I do know some good-looking people.lol


MichelleP May 18th, 2004 10:04 AM

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Cynic, we are sailing next on the Miracle on Dec. 12. ;)

Cheers,
Michelle P.


shubaby May 18th, 2004 10:43 AM

Re: Another Question: Where do the "attractive" pe
 
nice!
i think i was on your ship!
good post, made me chuckel!

Cruise Cynic May 18th, 2004 11:01 AM

Re: Another Question: Where do the "attractive" pe
 
Just refer to me as "Evil Kuki" from now on, and take everything I say with a grain or two of salt...... ;-)


Paul B May 18th, 2004 11:06 AM

Re: Another Question: Where do the "attractive" pe
 
Cynic, it is not just the ships. I was in the mall the other day waiting for my wife, and all I saw were hundreds of ugly people. Surly there must be some beautiful people somewhere besides on TV and movie screens.

However, the people I saw were real and all have beautiful souls.

shubaby May 18th, 2004 12:21 PM

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hey!
i go to that mall!

fasteddie May 18th, 2004 12:44 PM

Re: Another Question: Where do the "attractive" pe
 
I know where there are 100,000 beautiful people every weekend. Just follow the NASCAR races and you can find them in the stands. They don't have enough time to make it back from the track to go on cruises. <VBG>

Ed


shubaby May 18th, 2004 01:55 PM

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Hell yea boy!
RIP # 3
yeeeehaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwww!

bigjohn461 May 18th, 2004 02:40 PM

Re: Another Question: Where do the "attractive" people vacat
 
Cynic...YOU DA MAN....although I know where all the good looking people cruise..IT'S ON CRUISEMATES CRUISES.....I know you have all seen the abs commercial with the guy with those rock hard ripped abs...well that is how I LOOKED before I got sick...LOL

You people that dont know Cynic....well just look at him..he is afterall Solvent Green..<BG>



Post Edited (05-18-04 14:42)

Trip May 18th, 2004 03:01 PM

Re: Another Question: Where do the "attractive" pe
 
My leg is growing longer from being pulled:)


Whiteknight May 18th, 2004 04:13 PM

Re: Another Question: Where do the "attractive" pe
 
Well I don't know where all the attractive people are, but I know where a lot of them are. They're down here in Texas and they vacation at Billy Bob's.

Paul B May 18th, 2004 06:11 PM

Re: Another Question: Where do the "attractive" pe
 
The fat attractive people are here in San Antonio, and they vacation at all the great Mexican resturants. I just had dinner at one!

belgique May 18th, 2004 07:13 PM

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CC: I think you got deleted on the other board. Someone didn't get the satire angle.

Laurie M May 18th, 2004 07:57 PM

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PaulB...

Do you live in San Antonio? I had never been there before last week. Being the HUGE Laker fan that he is, Hubby and I went for the Laker/Spurs game. I was very impressed with the Riverwalk. I loved it. Unfortunately, we were only there for 2 nights (and one was spent at the game). There were so many restaurants to choose from, and we ended up having dinner at Boudros. We will definately make another trip to San Antonio for a much longer stay.


dezertcruzer May 18th, 2004 08:53 PM

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Loved it, Cruise Cynic!


Paul B May 18th, 2004 09:38 PM

Re: Another Question: Where do the "attractive" pe
 
Laurie, San Antonio is a great place to live, and I forgive your husband for being a Lakers fan. We will beat the Lakers next year after their team breaks up. I wish them well in the rest of the playoffs.

I do hope you get to visit our town longer in the future. We also have a lot of cruises going out of Galveston now, and it is about a 4 1/2 hour drive.

Sixteen day trans-Atlantic from Copenhagen on Grand Princess in August for our next cruise.

tammar May 18th, 2004 09:38 PM

Re: Another Question: Where do the "attractive" pe
 
Who are the attractive people? You mean celebrities? You think they are attractive?

Look around you. The attractive people are right next door to you. Right in your own town.

If you suddenly had all the money in the world and you bought everything you could possibly buy, then what.. If you had no friends, like the people next door or in your town, then you would find out that you had nothing.

Where do all the attractive people go? They go wherever we go because we are all the attractive people.


pg. May 19th, 2004 01:24 AM

Re: Another Question: Where do the "attractive" pe
 
Some of the posters are a bit slow on the uptake aren't they.

The original post WAS A JOKE !!!

Now that I have spelt it out( since some of you did not in fact bother to go to a dictionary and find out what " satire" meant.) I hope we won't have to read anymore " beauty is in the soul " posts.

Lighten up folks.

Lisa May 19th, 2004 01:58 AM

Re: Another Question: Where do the "attractive" pe
 
Cynic - as always I LOVE your sense of humor!!! I think some people ust get to know and love you like some of us do!!

Keep them coming CC!


Cruise Cynic May 19th, 2004 03:21 AM

Re: Another Question: Where do the "attractive" people vacat
 
Belgique said:
"CC: I think you got deleted on the other board. Someone didn't get the satire angle."


I know. That's why I posted it, as an experiment.... to see how long it would last in a stifled environment. I am actually quite amazed it stayed up as long as it did over there, considering how obtuse addicts can be! And imagine the utter genius of figgerin' out it was the Cynic doing the posting. No s**t Sherlock. Two pats on the back for you, and a doggie treat. Maybe "Sherlock" reads CruiseMates when he gets bored... here I used my real nick.

Now you know why I like CruiseMates so much. Intelligent people. Intelligent Admin.

BY THE WAY FOLKS:
I am quite content being called "butt ugly" to my face (just remember to duck). And those I associate with, to the last one, are also officially butt ugly, even clock-stopping ugly. Watch out. We're taking over.

The only exception is my 16 month old.... she's officially a "Princess For Life".

If you don't agree, you answer to the Duke brothers. "Lefty" and "Righty". And my legal team: Smith and Wesson.



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Whiteknight May 19th, 2004 09:06 AM

Re: Another Question: Where do the "attractive" pe
 
You can get away with "Butt Ugly" if she can pour herself into "Rocky Mountain Jeans" and he can dress like the "Marlboro Man". That's how it works down here in Texas.

MichelleP May 19th, 2004 09:45 AM

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Some folks need this:

http://mywebpages.comcast.net/vintag...nseofhumor.gif

Cheers,
Michelle P.



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