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Old May 19th, 2004, 11:09 AM
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Default Could be slightly offensive joke?

With the recent mention of acid reflux. And a few days ago, Trips post, about Martinis, brought back a memory of an old joke.

A somewhat inebriated lady makes her way into a bar and manages to perch herself upon a stool. After fumbling through her purse a bit, she manages to find a cigarette and lights it. She then loudly shouts “BARFENDER.. FIX ME A MARTOOTZY.. I HAVE HEARTBURN”. The bartender begrudgingly makes her a martini and serves it to her. She quickly slams down the drink and announces once again, “BARFENDER.. FIX ME A MARTOOTZY.. I HAVE HEARTBURN”. Again the bartender, a bit perturbed, makes her another martini and serves her. She drinks it quickly again and proclaims again, “BARFENDER.. FIX ME A MARTOOTZY.. I HAVE HEARTBURN”. At this point the bartender had had enough and walks up to lady and says: First, I’m a Bartender not barfender. Second, It’s a martini not a martootzy. And thirdly, you don’t have heartburn, please remove your breast from the ashtray.

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Old May 19th, 2004, 11:11 AM
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Oh, I liked it Jason!

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Old May 19th, 2004, 11:13 AM
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Ooh!
An oldie, but goodie.

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Old May 19th, 2004, 12:45 PM
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Funny!

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Old May 19th, 2004, 01:54 PM
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Smoooooth...like a criminal....

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Old May 20th, 2004, 10:19 PM
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Ok - now I definately cannot resort to alzheimer tomorrow - I HAVE to remember that one

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