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Old May 24th, 2004, 08:27 AM
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random thoughts

> > >>
> >> 1. Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my
> >> own pants.
> >>
> >> 2. Marriage changes passion. Suddenly you're in bed with a relative.
> >>
> >> 3. I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it. So I said
> >> "Implants?" She hit me.
> >>
> >> 4. I don't do drugs. I get the same effect just standing up fast.
> >>
> >> 5. Sign in a Chinese Pet Store: "Buy one dog, get one flea..."
> >>
> >> 6. I live in my own little world. But it's OK. They know me here.
> >>
> >> 7. I got a sweater for Christmas. I really wanted a screamer or a
>moaner.
> >>
> >> 8. If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
> >>
> >> 9. I don't approve of political jokes. I've seen too many of them get
> >> elected.
> >>
> >> 10. There are two sides to every divorce: Yours and Shithead's.
> >>
> >> 11. I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person
>you
> >>
> >> want to annoy for the rest of your life.
> >>
> >> 12. I am a nobody, and nobody is perfect; therefore, I am perfect.
> >>
> >> 13. Everyday I beat my own previous record for number of consecutive
>days I
> >>
> >> have stayed alive.
> >>
> >> 14. How come we choose from just two people to run for president and 50
>for
> >>
> >> Miss America?
> >>
> >> 15. Isn't having a smoking section in a restaurant like having a peeing
> >> section in a swimming pool?
> >>
> >> 16. Why is it that most nudists are people you don't want to see naked?
> >>
> >> 17. Snowmen fall from Heaven unassembled.
> >>
> >> 18. A good friend will come and bail you out of jail...but, a true
>friend
> >> will be sitting next to you saying, "Damn...that was fun!"
> >>
> >> 19. I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear
>loose-fitting
> >> clothing. If I HAD any loose-fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed
>up in
> >>
> >> the first place!
> >>
> >> 21. When I was young we used to go "skinny dipping," now I just "chunky
> >> dunk."
> >>
> >> 22. The worst thing about accidents in the kitchen is eating them.
> >>
> >> 23. Don't argue with an idiot; people watching may not be able to tell
>the
> >> difference.
> >>
> >> 24. Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could
>simply
> >> press 'Ctrl Alt Delete' and start all over?
> >>
> >> 25. Stress is when you wake up screaming and then you realize you
>haven't
> >> fallen asleep yet.
> >>
> >> 26. Just remember...if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.
> >>
> >> 27. Why is it that our children can't read a Bible in school, but they
>can
> >> in prison?
> >>
> >> 29. Wouldn't you know it...Brain cells come and brain cells go, but FAT
> >> cells live forever.
> >>
> >> 30. Why do I have to swear on the Bible in court when the Ten
>Commandments
> >> cannot be displayed in a federal building?
> >>
> >> Bumper sticker of the year: "If you can read this, thank a teacher....
> >> and since it's in English, thank a soldier."
> >>
> >

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Old May 24th, 2004, 09:00 AM
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Thanks Donna, enjoyed it!

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Old May 24th, 2004, 09:16 AM
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Oh yea....those are really good...I can identify with most of them

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Old May 24th, 2004, 09:22 AM
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I likey.lol

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Super thoughts.. Thanks for the yuks..
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Thanks Donna. I enjoyed ready those and getting a chuckle. Now if I could just remember some of those lines when I need one.

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Old May 24th, 2004, 03:23 PM
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These were great... Thanks !
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