WORDS OF WISDOM
> > People who live in glass houses should make love in
> > the basement.
> > Never read the fine print. There ain't no way you're
> > going to like it.
> > If you let a smile be your umbrella, then most
> > likely your butt will get
> > soaking wet.
> > The only two things we do with greater frequency in
> > middle age are urinate
> > and attend funerals.
> > The trouble with bucket seats is that not everybody
> > has the same size bucket.
> > To err is human, to forgive - highly unlikely
> > Do you realize that in about 40 years, we'll have
> > thousands of old ladies
> > running around with tattoos?
> > Money can't buy happiness -- but somehow it's more
> > comfortable to cry in a
> > Porsche than in a Hyundai.
> > Drinking makes some husbands see double and feel
> > single.
> > Living in a nudist colony takes all the fun out of
> > Halloween.
> > After a certain age, if you don't wake up aching in
> > every joint, you are
> > probably dead.