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Old May 25th, 2004, 07:08 PM
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WORDS OF WISDOM
> > People who live in glass houses should make love in
> > the basement.
> >
> > Never read the fine print. There ain't no way you're
> > going to like it.
> >
> > If you let a smile be your umbrella, then most
> > likely your butt will get
> > soaking wet.
> >
> > The only two things we do with greater frequency in
> > middle age are urinate
> > and attend funerals.
> >
> > The trouble with bucket seats is that not everybody
> > has the same size bucket.
> >
> > To err is human, to forgive - highly unlikely
> >
> > Do you realize that in about 40 years, we'll have
> > thousands of old ladies
> > running around with tattoos?
> >
> > Money can't buy happiness -- but somehow it's more
> > comfortable to cry in a
> > Porsche than in a Hyundai.
> >
> > Drinking makes some husbands see double and feel
> > single.
> >
> > Living in a nudist colony takes all the fun out of
> > Halloween.
> >
> > After a certain age, if you don't wake up aching in
> > every joint, you are
> > probably dead.

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Old May 25th, 2004, 08:10 PM
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Good ones Ed! I like the tattoo one! Just pictured my daughter as an old lady with her tatoo, belly ring and tongue ring - EWWW!

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very good..<G>

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Old May 26th, 2004, 07:51 AM
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Cute!

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