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Old May 25th, 2004, 07:12 PM
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Default The Last Bad Joke of the Day

A man walked into a supermarket with his zipper
> > down. A lady cashier walked
> > up to him and said, "Your barracks door is open."
> > Not a phrase that men
> > normally use, he went on his way looking a bit
> > puzzled. When he was about done
> > shopping, a man came up and said, "Your fly is
> > open." He zipped up and finished
> > his shopping. At the checkout, he intentionally got
> > in the line where the
> > lady was that told him about his "barracks door."
> > He was planning to have a
> > little fun with her so when he reached the counter
> > he said, "When you saw my
> > barracks door open did you see a soldier standing in
> > there at attention?" The lady
> > (naturally smarter than the man) thought for a
> > moment and said, "No! No, I
> > didn't. All I saw was a disabled veteran sitting on
> > a couple of old duffel
> > bags."

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Old May 25th, 2004, 08:12 PM
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Default Re: The Last Bad Joke of the Day

heard that one before too - but still funny!

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Old May 25th, 2004, 10:18 PM
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That was good...lol

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