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Old June 9th, 2004, 10:18 PM
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Default A little mood lightener...

Just a little something to lighten the mood....


A guy named David received a parrot for his birthday. The parrot was

> fully-grown, with a bad attitude and even worse vocabulary. Every other
> word was a swear word. Those that weren't expletives were, to say the
> least, rude. David tried hard to change the bird's attitude and was
> constantly saying polite words, playing soft music, and doing anything
> he could think of to try and set a good example. Nothing worked. He
> yelled at the bird and the bird yelled back. He shook the bird and the
> bird just got angrier and ruder.
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> Finally, in a moment of desperation, David put the parrot in the
> freezer. For a few moments he heard the bird squawk and kick and
> scream. Then suddenly there was quiet. Not a sound for half a minute.
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> David was frightened that he might have hurt the bird, and quickly
> opened the freezer door. The parrot calmly stepped out onto David's
> extended arm and said, "I believe I may have offended you with my rude
> language and actions. I will endeavor at once to correct my behavior. I
> really am truly sorry and beg your forgiveness."
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> David was astonished at the bird's change in attitude and was about to
> ask what had caused such a dramatic change, when the parrot continued,
> "May I ask what the chicken did?"

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Old June 9th, 2004, 10:41 PM
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That was good..OL..one of my most favorites..<BG>

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Old June 9th, 2004, 11:43 PM
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That WAS a mood lightener!

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Old June 10th, 2004, 02:02 AM
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good one!!!Thanx for the laugh.

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Old June 10th, 2004, 07:26 AM
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Very cute, Donna. Thanks for the laugh.

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Old June 10th, 2004, 07:31 AM
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I am sending that one to one of my stepdaughters who owns the hostile parrot from hell.

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Made me smile, Donna. Thanks!

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thanks! that was great.
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