The Long Ranger and Tonto were in a saloon having a (root) beer.
A cowboy came in the saloon and announced, "Who owns the Big White Horse?"
The Long Ranger stood up and hitched his gun belt, and said "I own that big White Horse, What's wrong?"
The cowboy replied, "He is about Dead!
The Long Ranger and Tonto went out to ck it out and sure enough..Silver was about to drop from the Heat. So the Long Ranger got some water and cooled him down a bit and told Tonto to see if he could run around Silver to create a breeze to further help with the cooling down process. He knew this would take a while so the Long Ranger went back in to finish his (root)beer. After a bit another cowboy came in and announced. "Who owns the big White horse outside". The Long Ranger stood again and said "I DO!! WHAT'S WRONG NOW!!...The cowboy replied...