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Old June 21st, 2004, 01:51 PM
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SIGN POSTED AT A GOLF CLUB IN SCOTTSDALE, AZ

1. BACK STRAIGHT, KNEES BENT, FEET SHOULDER WIDTH APART.
2. FORM A LOOSE GRIP.
3. KEEP YOUR HEAD DOWN.
4. AVOID A QUICK BACK SWING.
5. STAY OUT OF THE WATER.
6. TRY NOT TO HIT ANYONE.
7. IF YOU ARE TAKING TOO LONG, PLEASE LET OTHERS GO AHEAD OF YOU.
8. DON'T STAND DIRECTLY IN FRONT OF OTHERS.
9. QUIET PLEASE...WHILE OTHERS ARE PREPARING TO GO.
10. DON'T TAKE EXTRA STROKES.

WELL DONE - NOW FLUSH THE URINAL, GO OUTSIDE, AND TEE OFF

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Old June 21st, 2004, 02:12 PM
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Ed, very funny.

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Old June 21st, 2004, 03:13 PM
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That's good ED..lol

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Old June 21st, 2004, 03:34 PM
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LMBO!!!! That is classic, thanks :-)
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Old June 21st, 2004, 06:38 PM
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Funny! My husband would be embarassed, but the sign has spsecial meaning since he had to use a urinal for a couple of weeks. Needless to say, he's glad to be off of it.

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Old June 21st, 2004, 10:05 PM
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hee hee - that was a funny one!

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