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Old August 5th, 2004, 10:41 AM
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Theres tons of light bulb jokes out there, so I'll start with this . I know YOU have one 2?
Q: How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Depends on what you want to change it into.
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Old August 5th, 2004, 10:43 AM
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How many Teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

23, plus overtime - got a problem with that???


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Old August 5th, 2004, 11:39 AM
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Default Re: I've got a few hours, so....

How many morons does it take to change a light bulb?
3..one to hold the light bulb and 2 to turn the ladder.

How many morons does it take to pop corn?
I know its not a popcorn joke..but the light bulb is above the stove.

answer..3..on to hold the popcorn popper and 2 to shake the stove back and forth,


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Old August 5th, 2004, 03:53 PM
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What do you call a vegetarian with diarrhea? A salad shooter! Naomi Judd told this joke at a recent lecture in San Francisco.
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