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Old August 11th, 2004, 10:59 AM
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A blonde was driving her Camero down the road when she noticed a Highway Patrol vehicle behind her, with lights and siren running.
She pulled over and the police officer, who just happened to also be a blonde female, jumped out and asked for her license and registration.
The blonde in the Camero was fumbeling all around the car, looking for her license, but just couldn't find it, so she asked the Highway patrol officer, what does the license look like?
The Highway Patrol blonde said "it is square, and it has your picture on it".
Camero blonde fumbled through her purse and came up with a compact, with a mirror on it. She looked at the mirror, and handed it to the Highway Patrol blonde, and said, " here, this must be it".
The Highway Patrol blonde looked at it, and after turning a bit red said "Oh excuse me,,,,,you're free to go,,,,I didn't realize you were a police officer!"
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Old August 11th, 2004, 11:17 AM
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Old August 11th, 2004, 11:27 AM
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Two Blondes were going to the Calgary Stampede when they came across a road sign that said: "CALGARY LEFT". They both went "Awwh!", turned around and went back home.

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Old August 11th, 2004, 02:27 PM
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! Both are good.

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Old August 11th, 2004, 11:15 PM
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I am so offended my first time to these boards and there are stupid blonde jokes!!!
I thought this was a message board for cruise information.

Please stop the jokes!

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How about some self-deprecating humour then....

This buff, studly, young, GQ/Gap model, fabulously wealthy, Rhodes-scholar Cynic-type (with more hair on his head than on his back) goes into a bar............


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The Calgary joke was told to me by my very blonde sister while she was living in Calgary more than twenty years ago. She still tells it today because it's about two blonde MEN! lol (I was blonde once)



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