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fasteddie August 30th, 2004 09:56 PM

Washing dishes with a cat
Thought all you cat lovers would like this:

Washing dishes with a cat:
Walk to the sink.
Get back up after tripping on Cat.
Start Water.
Explain to Cat that you are not here to fix Cat food.
Add soap to water.
Explain to Cat that you are still not here to fix Cat food.
Pick up dish.
Explain to Cat that this is not a Cat food dish.
Wash Dish.
Explain to Cat that water is a substance foreign to his nature and might be dangerous.
Sprinkle water on Cat to make your point.
Put clean dish on drying rack.
Look down to see that Cat has returned, looking for food.
Repeat steps 7 through 13 until all dishes have been cleaned.


Brenda in Canada August 30th, 2004 11:25 PM

Re: Washing dishes with a cat
lol What a nice cat-lover you must be!!

Y2C August 31st, 2004 01:04 AM

Re: Washing dishes with a cat
fast eddie,
Did you steal our cats or are they cloned?
Fly to London, Sept 2, 2004
Constellation Sept 7, 2004

Post Edited (08-31-04 00:05)

Cruznut2 August 31st, 2004 05:23 AM

Re: Washing dishes with a cat
LOL!!! Sounds exactly like life in my home with Miss Lilly. She thinks the whole kitchen is there just for the purpose of feeding her.


rollerdonna August 31st, 2004 07:26 AM

Re: Washing dishes with a cat
Good one Ed! Did you ever read the one about giving a cat a pill? It's absolutely hilarious!


cap'nkruzer August 31st, 2004 07:52 AM

Re: Washing dishes with a cat
I thought you put the cat in the dishwasher like I do. ;-)

CZodda August 31st, 2004 10:26 AM

Re: Washing dishes with a cat
Love the Buffalo Bills logo Eddie!

Have a great day all!

Cathy in NYC

cruisinKandJ. August 31st, 2004 11:14 AM

Re: Washing dishes with a cat
LOL! It's all true. Bozo thought the kitchen was his territory!


lexxity August 31st, 2004 12:39 PM

Re: Washing dishes with a cat
LOL that is so true, i can't make a cup of tea without having to mop up after i have tripped over the cat and thrown it all on the floor!!

Toto2 August 31st, 2004 03:55 PM

Re: Washing dishes with a cat
It's just as bad when I make a sandwich for my husband's lunch. As soon as my fuzzy butt hears the paper from the sandwich meat package he thinks it's time for his treat. My own fault though as I usually give him a little taste.
Have any of you tried giving your cat "Bonito". It is paper thin dried fish. My cat is addicted to it. My husband has accused me of creating a "bonito junkie" out of the cat. I can't get the stuff out of the can fast enough - he is shoving his paw or his head in to get to it quicker. He's so darn cute.

zeno August 31st, 2004 06:21 PM

Re: Washing dishes with a cat
How about - why making your cat unhappy is NOT good:

Travel to strange new place with cat
Cat does not like strange new place
Cat HOWLS for hours
You cannot sleep
Lock cat in bathroom (at least it muffles the howls)
Feel sorry for cat (you fool!) - place litter and water bowl in bathroom
More howling
Awoken by crash in bathroom
Cat has spilled water and covered himself with it and then hidden in the litter pan
Clumping litter has solidified into concrete on cat's paws and tail
Force struggling cat to stand in warm water in the sink to loosen litter
Spend one hour (in the middle of the night) picking litter clumps off cat
Clean bathroom
Try to sleep
Spend next 2 days (until cat has bm) worrying if cat has swallowed clumped kitty litter which is now creating an expensive intestinal blockage
Decide never to leave home with cat again

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