Two old guys are pushing their carts around Walmart when
they collide. The first old guy says to the second guy, "Sorry
about that. I'm looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying
attention to where I was going."
The second old guy says, "That's OK. It's a coincidence.
I'm looking for my wife, too, and I can't find her and I'm
getting a little desperate."
The first old guy says, "Well, maybe I can help you
find her. What does she look like?"
The second old guy says, "Well, she is 27 yrs old,
tall, with red hair, blue eyes, long legs, big busted, and is wearing
short shorts. What does your wife look like?"
To which the first old guy says, "Never mind; let's look for yours."