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Old October 18th, 2004, 06:51 PM
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At least ONE of you has already heard this one, I'm sure!


> WHY REDNECKS CAN'T BE PARAMEDICS
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> A couple of rednecks are out in the woods hunting when one of them
> suddenly grabs his chest and falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be
> breathing; his eyes are rolled back in his head.
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> The other redneck whips out his cell phone and calls 911.
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> He gasps to the operator, "I think Bubba is dead! What should I do?"
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> The operator, in a calm soothing voice says, "Just take it easy and
> follow my instructions. First, let's make sure he's dead."
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> There is a silence...... and then a shot is heard.
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> The redneck's voice comes back on the line, "Okay, now what?"

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Old October 18th, 2004, 07:22 PM
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This one reminds me of the story about the husband and wife who go hunting together.
At one point they split up to have a look around.. and his instructions to her were if you do happen to hit something, get to the animal as soon as possible because other hunters out there will try and claim it.

After a few hours sure enough she fired a shot, that she was quite certain had found its mark. She ran over to check , and found a man standing over her kill...

She aimed her rifle and yelled at him.... Get AWAY, that's mine!!!

OK OK Lady, it's yours. Just let me get my saddle off him.

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Old October 18th, 2004, 08:18 PM
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grrroooaaannn to you both!!

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Old October 18th, 2004, 11:28 PM
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ANNNnnD that reminds me of the two old buddies went hunting and their plan was for one to walk one way around the thicket and the other to go the opposite way..In a little while the one buddy saw the bushes move and he fired a shot. He ran over and it was the other buddy..So he takes the wounded friend to the hospital where after a bit the Doctor came and and told the guy that, He was very sorry that his friend did not make it.
The friend was very distraught, crying and sobing, he looked at the Doctor and said. Is there any thing in this world that I could have done to help my best buddy.?..The doctor looked at the man and said...........................It would have been a great help, IF you had not field dressed him first.



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Old October 18th, 2004, 11:35 PM
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I am dying here laughing so hard . As a nurse I can appreciate the doctor one..... My dad lived for hunting season in November in Minnesota. If I could only remember his funny jokes and tales. Thanks for the humor.


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Old October 19th, 2004, 12:34 AM
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A very BIG grrrrrrrrooooooaaaaaaannnnnnn to all three of you......but I did think that BJ's was the best (and it was the first time I had seen or heard that one! lol)

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Old October 19th, 2004, 07:12 AM
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Will be sharing these with the hunters I know.

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Old October 19th, 2004, 07:19 AM
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Or how about the two fellas who went moose hunting in Canada. One fella was rather large weighing almost 300 lbs. and the other fella was rather diminutive, barely 130 lbs. The airplane had dropped them off in a remote location and they had been walking through the woods for several hours when it occurred to the large man the variance in their sizes.

He said to his smaller buddy, "Ya know, I'm a little concerned that if I were to accidentally shoot myself, or some other terrible thing were to happen to me, you wouldn't be able to get me out of these woods to medical help."

"Oh, yes I could. Last year I killed a 1200 lb. moose and got him out o.k. " retorted the smaller guy.

"Yeah? How'd you do that" asked the larger guy.

"Twelve trips!" he said.

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Old October 19th, 2004, 04:51 PM
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Oh man, I can see where this is going.... just too funny!!! I'm sure there are more out there, keep them coming... a good laugh is good for the soul and a crummy dreary weather day.

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