At least ONE of you has already heard this one, I'm sure!
> WHY REDNECKS CAN'T BE PARAMEDICS
> A couple of rednecks are out in the woods hunting when one of them
> suddenly grabs his chest and falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be
> breathing; his eyes are rolled back in his head.
> The other redneck whips out his cell phone and calls 911.
> He gasps to the operator, "I think Bubba is dead! What should I do?"
> The operator, in a calm soothing voice says, "Just take it easy and
> follow my instructions. First, let's make sure he's dead."
> There is a silence...... and then a shot is heard.
> The redneck's voice comes back on the line, "Okay, now what?"