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Cruznut2 October 19th, 2004 04:42 AM

Top 10 signs you are too old to trick or treat
 
Top 10 Signs You Are Too Old To Trick or Treat


10. You get winded from knocking on the door

9. You have to have another kid chew the candy for you

8. You ask for high fiber candy only

7. When someone drops a candy bar in your bag, you lose your balance and fall over.

6, People say, "Great Boris Karloff Mask." and you're not even wearing a mask.

5. When the door opens you yell, "Trick or....." and can't remember the rest.

4. By the end of the night, you have a bag full of restraining orders

3. You have to carefully choose a costume that won't dislodge your hairpiece.

2. You're the only Power Ranger in the neighborhood with a walker.

1. You keep having to go home to pee.


Sea Trekker October 19th, 2004 05:41 AM

Re: Top 10 signs you are too old to trick or treat
 
Right on, I'm in that group...lol

VTJen October 19th, 2004 06:51 AM

Re: Top 10 signs you are too old to trick or treat
 
Funny!

VTJen
Sensation 2/2003
Majesty of the Seas 3/2004

Phyllbo October 19th, 2004 07:34 AM

Re: Top 10 signs you are too old to trick or treat
 
Thanks for the laugh. I printed those out to share with my coffee shop buddies.

Phyll


bigjohn461 October 19th, 2004 09:22 AM

Re: Top 10 signs you are too old to trick or treat
 
ROFLMBO..thanks for the laughs..I really like #1 and #2....on your list of course.


rollerdonna October 19th, 2004 10:52 AM

Re: Top 10 signs you are too old to trick or treat
 
Loved those CruzNut2!! I'll have to share those, thanks for giving me my laugh of the day!

donna



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