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Old October 19th, 2004, 04:42 AM
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Default Top 10 signs you are too old to trick or treat

Top 10 Signs You Are Too Old To Trick or Treat


10. You get winded from knocking on the door

9. You have to have another kid chew the candy for you

8. You ask for high fiber candy only

7. When someone drops a candy bar in your bag, you lose your balance and fall over.

6, People say, "Great Boris Karloff Mask." and you're not even wearing a mask.

5. When the door opens you yell, "Trick or....." and can't remember the rest.

4. By the end of the night, you have a bag full of restraining orders

3. You have to carefully choose a costume that won't dislodge your hairpiece.

2. You're the only Power Ranger in the neighborhood with a walker.

1. You keep having to go home to pee.

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Old October 19th, 2004, 05:41 AM
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Right on, I'm in that group...lol
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Old October 19th, 2004, 06:51 AM
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Funny!

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Old October 19th, 2004, 07:34 AM
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Thanks for the laugh. I printed those out to share with my coffee shop buddies.

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Old October 19th, 2004, 09:22 AM
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ROFLMBO..thanks for the laughs..I really like #1 and #2....on your list of course.

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Loved those CruzNut2!! I'll have to share those, thanks for giving me my laugh of the day!

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